We reckon our young Essex squash players have got the X-Factor and there’s plenty of candidates for Britain’s got talent, so why not get Simon Cowell onboard?

Sadly, old high trousers is a bit busy, so we’ve called in namesake Simon Cow to give us a hand promoting our summer Barn Dance and Hog Roast.

The high hoofing heffer has plenty of moves and cuts a pretty cool figure on the dance floor. We think he’s udderley brilliant. See what you think.

Click on our Barn Dance poster to watch our bovine buddy strut his stuff.

EJS - Barn Dance