We reckon our young Essex squash players have got the X-Factor and there’s plenty of candidates for Britain’s got talent, so why not get Simon Cowell onboard?
Sadly, old high trousers is a bit busy, so we’ve called in namesake Simon Cow to give us a hand promoting our summer Barn Dance and Hog Roast.
The high hoofing heffer has plenty of moves and cuts a pretty cool figure on the dance floor. We think he’s udderley brilliant. See what you think.
Click on our Barn Dance poster to watch our bovine buddy strut his stuff.